videohall:

Mario’s jump spooks cat

celestial-spark:

kristyvengeancex:

mamakarkat:

barackfuckingobama:


DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY
YOU’RE SO FUCKING SLOW
AND FAT, WHAT DO YOU WEIGH
HA-HA-HA
YOU CAN’T FUCKING SING
I’LL START A FUCKING FIGHT
GET OUT MY WAY YOU FUCKING HO
I’M DRIVING HERE TONIGHT 
JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY
OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE
OVER BODIES EVERY DAY (HEY)
JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL
BITCH WHAT DID I SAY
RUN THAT ASS CUZ YOU CAN’T HIDE
FROM MY MOTHERFUCKING SLEIGH
HEY

EVERY YEAR AROUND THIS TIME
THIS POST COMES BACK



lol i’ve been waiting for this to come back.

/dead/

celestial-spark:

kristyvengeancex:

mamakarkat:

barackfuckingobama:

DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY

YOU’RE SO FUCKING SLOW

AND FAT, WHAT DO YOU WEIGH

HA-HA-HA

YOU CAN’T FUCKING SING

I’LL START A FUCKING FIGHT

GET OUT MY WAY YOU FUCKING HO

I’M DRIVING HERE TONIGHT 

JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY

OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE

OVER BODIES EVERY DAY (HEY)

JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL

BITCH WHAT DID I SAY

RUN THAT ASS CUZ YOU CAN’T HIDE

FROM MY MOTHERFUCKING SLEIGH

HEY

EVERY YEAR AROUND THIS TIME

THIS POST COMES BACK

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lol i’ve been waiting for this to come back.

/dead/

joouheika:

ahahaha oh my god let me tell you the lame story of FUJI who finally got her preordered link figma only to have it for less than 4 hrs and then she was overly zealous and broke the handle off the master sword…

finding this unforgivable she decided to hock up moolah to get another one because dear lord she is ridic but that means: should you decide that you don’t mind the fact the handle of the master sword to this link figma has been snapped off and super glued back on and you don’t particularly feel like spending or have any money to spend on a brand new link figma/a figma that hasn’t been manhandled by an idiot then fuck it THIS FIGMA IS THE FIGMA FOR YOU BECAUSE IMMA GIVING IT AWAY!!!

tbh i had a much nicer otp orientated giveaway of not broken things planned for holy shit thank you so much wtfbbq 500+ followers how why please enjoy your stay but i figure WELL I AM DUMB so let’s do this and i’ll do that other giveaway later but for now

IMPERFECT MASTER SWORD LINK FIGMA GIVEAWAY (feat. fuji is really dumb)

some shit you should know

1. reblog only once

2. likes don’t count

3. i will ship anywhere the postal service will… ship to

4. you don’t have to follow me to participate and following me will not up your uh chances

5. jsyk everything else is brand spanking new and not broken, and works perfectly well i just cannot live with myself knowing i broke the master sword my link figma now has a once broken master sword link forgive me the gods won’t i need some mercy how did i finish so many zelda games when i break master swords it is a mystery that will never be solved i would be the most horrifying boss not even ganondorf could break the master sword can you imagine this shit wow most of this crap i’m rambling on about you do not give a fuck CARRYING ON

6. start date is TODAY wtf is it 12/10/2012 ok and end date is 01/10/2013

7. YOU MUST HAVE YOUR ASK OR SUBMIT BOX (??? wtf is it called) OPEN for me to contact you??? and must be comfy with giving me your info (name/address) b/c if you’re not I can’t… send and that seems moot yeah

8. if the first winner doesn’t reply within 3 days with their info for me to ship this flawed bb elsewhere i will choose a new winner dont cry

9. that’s about it i’m sorry

10. ONCE AGAIN THE MASTER SWORD WAS BROKEN AND SUPERGLUED BACK TOGETHER IF THIS IS REALLY A PROBLEM DON’T. PARTICI. PATE. ??? (there’s a pic of how BAD IT IS SCREAMS I HATE MYSELF)

11. thank & good day

forteandgospel:

God

I don’t want to do this, but I don’t really have a choice. Skip ahead past the tl;dr if you like.

You don’t even have to buy anything, please just reblog this if you see it.

The story so far:
So I lost my job. It wasn’t okay, but it happened. My recruiter…

dqdeecue:

q-bert:

judgesdeepyl:

thisintermezzo:

I don’t normally reblog stuff like this, but she’s adorable! Look at her sweet face! Awwwww!

case in point

omggg

omg CUTATUATOPALT

amateurcatalyst:

daisukenojo-sexual:

annettesoleil:

shawarwars:

so this just happened

TEAM ROCKET LOGS IN AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT.

SURRENDER NOW OR PREPARE TO SKYPE

MEOWTH I CAN’T TYPE

amateurcatalyst:

daisukenojo-sexual:

annettesoleil:

shawarwars:

so this just happened

TEAM ROCKET LOGS IN AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT.

SURRENDER NOW OR PREPARE TO SKYPE

MEOWTH I CAN’T TYPE

ursulamoon:

IT’S GIVEAWAY TIME!!
The Details:
Reblog this post to be entered! (see below for full rules)
MBF - DarkMoon
Ongoing giveaway
The Goods: 
Reblog for your chance to win one or more of the following prizes !! All items are new, unused items from Dark Moon Boutique & Dark Moon Etsy 
$25 Gift Certificates to Dark Moon Boutique & Dark Moon Etsy 
Inverted Cross Tee in your size
Sequin Cross Shorts one size fits all
Skull hair bands
Spike Earrings
Stone Cross Earrings
Sideways Cross Bracelet
Gold and Black Studded iPhone Case
Neon Cross Bracelet
Inverted Cross Necklace
Oversized Sunglasses
Eyeball Hologram Sunglasses
Strawberry Shortcake Sunglasses
5 Row Spike Cuff
Double Skull Ring
Assorted 1” Pins
Assorted Felt Heart Stickers
Black Spike Bracelet
Snake Nail Rings
Crucifix Rings
Snake Ring
Smiley Rings
Double Triangle Ring
Cube Ring
Flower Rings
Skull Print Scarf
Key Stone Necklace
Cat Heart Necklace
Red Fringe Necklace
Plus more secret prizes and surprises will be added as the giveaway continues! 
Winners:
Winners will be contacted through Tumblr. You must have your ask on or I will not be able to contact you. Once you have been notified, you must reply within 24 hours to claim your prize. 
Winners will be chosen randomly. The more you enter the better chance you’ll have to win something. 
Winners will be announced based on number of notes. The more notes the more winners! This is an ongoing contest. For example I may choose a winner for every 500 notes, this number will vary as the giveaway goes on. 
Rules:
MBF - DarkMoon
Open to Tumblr members worldwide. 
Reblog once a day only please. 
NO like please. 
Additional entries for followers of @DarkMoonBoutique on Instagram - must message me with your Instagram user name (will check).
Additional entries for likes on Facebook.com/DarkMoonBoutique - must message me with your Facebook user name (will check).
Additional entries for adding Dark Moon to your favourites on Etsy - must message me with your Etsy user name (will check).
Additional entries for past and new customers of DarkMoonBoutique or DarkMoonEtsy - must message me with your order number and name (will check)
DO NOT DELETE TEXT!!

ursulamoon:

IT’S GIVEAWAY TIME!!

The Details:

Reblog this post to be entered! (see below for full rules)

MBF - DarkMoon

Ongoing giveaway

The Goods: 

Reblog for your chance to win one or more of the following prizes !! All items are new, unused items from Dark Moon Boutique & Dark Moon Etsy 

$25 Gift Certificates to Dark Moon Boutique & Dark Moon Etsy 

Inverted Cross Tee in your size

Sequin Cross Shorts one size fits all

Skull hair bands

Spike Earrings

Stone Cross Earrings

Sideways Cross Bracelet

Gold and Black Studded iPhone Case

Neon Cross Bracelet

Inverted Cross Necklace

Oversized Sunglasses

Eyeball Hologram Sunglasses

Strawberry Shortcake Sunglasses

5 Row Spike Cuff

Double Skull Ring

Assorted 1” Pins

Assorted Felt Heart Stickers

Black Spike Bracelet

Snake Nail Rings

Crucifix Rings

Snake Ring

Smiley Rings

Double Triangle Ring

Cube Ring

Flower Rings

Skull Print Scarf

Key Stone Necklace

Cat Heart Necklace

Red Fringe Necklace

Plus more secret prizes and surprises will be added as the giveaway continues! 

Winners:

Winners will be contacted through Tumblr. You must have your ask on or I will not be able to contact you. Once you have been notified, you must reply within 24 hours to claim your prize. 

Winners will be chosen randomly. The more you enter the better chance you’ll have to win something. 

Winners will be announced based on number of notes. The more notes the more winners! This is an ongoing contest. For example I may choose a winner for every 500 notes, this number will vary as the giveaway goes on. 

Rules:

MBF - DarkMoon

Open to Tumblr members worldwide. 

Reblog once a day only please. 

NO like please. 

Additional entries for followers of @DarkMoonBoutique on Instagram - must message me with your Instagram user name (will check).

Additional entries for likes on Facebook.com/DarkMoonBoutique - must message me with your Facebook user name (will check).

Additional entries for adding Dark Moon to your favourites on Etsy - must message me with your Etsy user name (will check).

Additional entries for past and new customers of DarkMoonBoutique or DarkMoonEtsy - must message me with your order number and name (will check)

DO NOT DELETE TEXT!!

kanzentaicell - PONPONPON
197,603 plays

sarkyfancypants:

velvet-lantern:

rockerfox999:

velvet-lantern:

PONPONPON(MANLYPON) || cover by Kanzentaicell

YES GOOD

Yup, headcanon Dirk singing voice

Just casually adding this here, don’t mind me~

deathtosquishies:

panfe:

roachpatrol:

rainbowbarnacle:

specialshera:

nicolascagefanblog:

avalar:

oh god he’s at it again

should be the official video for the song

No but, guys, look at these people’s faces.

Sure, some of them were unpleasantly surprised, but he made so many people’s day. AGH. So many of them are so cheerful and laughing and just agghhh this is what I like to see~

DAY = MADE

People are so great, if you give them half a chance. 

WHAT THE FUCK IS AIR.

theplacethatevolutionforgot:

alimarko:

lyndez:

wellsuckmesideways:

rotting:

Ok i didn’t expect that

This has been on my dash all day and I finally watched it and ajdjfksk

Now this is the kind of children’s programming I can support.